You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Notable Quotables
When I hear people debate the ROI of social media? It makes me remember why so many business fail. Most businesses are not playing the marathon. They’re playing the sprint. They’re not worried about lifetime value and retention. They’re worried about short-term goals.
- Gary Vaynerchuk
I like the fact that I can meet anyone now and have a conversation.
- Larry Page
Sooner or later, many idealists transform themselves into disheartened realists who mistakenly believe that giving up is the same thing as being realistic.
- Seth Godin
Obama has no solutions. Obama has failed the country and its great citizens, and they don’t like it when somebody such as myself speaks the truth about this – it hurts too much.
- Donald Trump
If Wanda can control more than 20 per cent of the world’s three most important film markets – the United States, Europe and China – then it will have an empire with great voice in the industry.
- Wang Jianlin
thoughtless reliance on technology is a liability.
- James C. Collins
When I was at Kingsoft, I was under pressure and worked hard, but the results were not satisfactory.
- Lei Jun
You get to keep making art as long as you are willing to make the choices that let you make your art.
- Seth Godin
Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs.
- Andrew Carnegie
We have to find a way to make the aspects of capitalism that serve wealthier people serve poorer people as well.
- Bill Gates
All bibles are man-made.
- Thomas Edison
Change is the price of progress.
- Napoleon Hill
When you write a program for Android, you use the Oracle Java tools for everything, and at the very end, you push a button and say, ‘Convert this to Android format.’
- Larry Ellison
Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation, for your character is what you are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
- Dale Carnegie
Initiative and starting are about neither of these. They are about “let’s see” and “try.” If there’s no clear right answer, perhaps the thing you ought to do is something new. Something new is often the right path when the world is complicated.
- Seth Godin
When it comes to social consequences, they’ve got all different people acting in different ways, very difficult to even have a proper criterion of success. So, it’s a difficult task.
- George Soros
I’m going to give away a lot more than half my money. I’d be happy to give that to the government if the government put together programs that were like I’m giving away to charity, in which I believe the money is effectively used to help people.
- Ray Dalio
To a contrarian like me, constant advice not to do something almost always starts me quickly down the risky, unpopular path.
- Michael Bloomberg
When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this – you haven’t.
- Thomas Edison
Try to look at your weakness and convert it into your strength. That’s success.
- Zig Ziglar
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
- Sid Caesar
There are two kinds of cultures in this world: cultures where what you do matters and cultures where all that matters is who you are. You can be the former or you can suck.
- Ben Horowitz
The ‘morality of compromise’ sounds contradictory. Compromise is usually a sign of weakness, or an admission of defeat. Strong men don’t compromise, it is said, and principles should never be compromised.
- Andrew Carnegie
Well, we’re about 24 million subscribers today, and that’s up from about 15 million a year ago, so it’s a very high rate of growth, and that’s what’s exciting about the business – more and more people are getting smart TVs, they’re watching Netflix on their iPads.
- Reed Hastings
Tolstoy opens Anna Karenina by observing: “All happy families are alike”, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” Business is the opposite. All happy companies are different: each one earns a monopoly by solving a unique problem. All failed companies are the same: they failed to escape competition.
- Peter Thiel
You can be a control freak only when you have weak people around you.
- Ronald Perelman
Don’t use your words to describe the situation. Use your words to change the situation.
- Joel Olsteen
What do you want? is too imprecise to produce a meaningful and actionable answer.
- Timothy Ferriss
Working to fulfill someone else’s needs or dreams almost always catches up with you.
- Jack Welch
It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you’re in boom times.
- Jeff Bezos
The great ambition should be to excel all others engaged in the same occupation.
- P.T. Barnum
My first company, Pure Software, was exciting and innovative in the first few years and bureaucratic and painful in the last few before it got acquired. The problem was we tried to systemize everything and set up perfect procedures.
- Reed Hastings
So much of the downstream revenue is linked to that initial excitement, to how much revenue is produced in the domestic box office. For example, what we pay for a film three years later is highly correlated to how well it did in the box office.
- Reed Hastings
You must be the change to wish to see in the world.
- Mahatma Gandhi
The first Apple was just a culmination of my whole life.
- Steve Wozniak
People should pursue what they’re passionate about. That will make them happier than pretty much anything else.
- Elon Musk
Well, I don’t think there’s any need for people to focus on my career.
- Bill Gates
When you start a company, you’re basically jumping off a cliff. You don’t have any sense of where you’re going to land, what to do when you land, or what you should be doing inmidair. It’s very very scary. But it’s much easier when you have somebody to commiserate with you who knows what you’re going through, and who you know will always be on your side.
- Seth Goldman
Humility is becoming a lost art, but it’s not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success.
- Harvey Mackay
I try to look on all the great things God’s done, and not focus on the negative. It’s a perspective.
- Joel Olsteen
Well I think that there’s a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if you start a business without financial backing, you’re likely to go the wrong side of that dividing line.
- Richard Branson
The big value of the founder running the company is really two things: the knowledge and the commitment.
- Ben Horowitz
I read a lot of history, biographies, science, and novels ushering a reporter out the door with a hint of relief. I do not read management or economics.
- Peter Drucker
When companies fail, or fail to grow, it’s almost always because they don’t invest in the people, the systems, and the processes they need.
- Howard Schultz
There is no business in America that would be prevented from taking results into account when making personnel decisions.
- Michael Bloomberg
I’m trying to make God more relevant in our society. And I think talking in everyday terms and making sure people can understand it – I think that’s important.
- Joel Olsteen
Bad decisions made with good intentions, are still bad decisions.
- James C. Collins
There is no sure path to success, but the surest path to failure is trying to please everyone.
- Timothy Ferriss
If inflation-adjusted interest rates decline in a given country, its currency is likely to decline.
- Ray Dalio
Lack of a well-defined purpose in life.
- Napoleon Hill
I believe that one of life’s greatest risks is never daring to risk.
- Oprah Winfrey
Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.
- John C. Maxwell
I’m the No. 1 developer in New York, I’m the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we’ll keep it that way.
- Donald Trump
The only definition by which America’s best days are behind it is on a purely relative basis.
- Bill Gates
F-E-A-R has two meanings: ‘Forget Everything And Run’ or ‘Face Everything And Rise.’ The choice is yours.
- Zig Ziglar
When we launched the WineLibrary website in 1996, I didn’t even own a computer yet. I just understood that there was an opportunity here to market in a different way.
- Gary Vaynerchuk
Create a vision and personalize it. People need to say, I understand it, I’m excited about it, and I can make it happen.
- David Novak
I was lucky to be involved and get to contribute to something that was important, which is empowering people with software.
- Bill Gates
People development should be a daily event, integrated into every aspect of your regular goings-on.
- Jack Welch
I just am a Democrat. I could never, never be a Republican.
- Anne Cox Chambers
Just because you don’t announce your plan doesn’t mean you don’t have one.
- Herb Kelleher
The ballplayer who loses his head can’t keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all.
- Lou Gehrig
Entrepreneurs must protect themselves and the venture at all times by documenting your agreements.
- Jack Nadel
Twenty years ago, the top 100 companies in the Fortune 500 either dug something out of the ground or turned a natural resource (iron ore or oil) into something you could hold. Today, fewer than half of the companies on the list do that. The rest make unseemly profits by trafficking in ideas.
- Seth Godin
The most terrifying phrase in the English language is ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’
- Ronald Reagan
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States.
- Donald Trump
Delight in smooth sounding platitudes, refusal to face unpleasant facts … genuine love of peace and pathetic belief that love can be its sole foundation … the utter devotion of the Liberals to sentiment apart from reality …though free from wickedness or evil design, played a definite part in the unleashing upon the world of horrors and miseries [WWII]
- Winston Churchill
Remarkable marketing is the art of building things worth noticing, right into your product or service. Not slapping on marketing as a last-minute add-on, but understanding that if your offering itself isn’t remarkable, it’s invisible.
- Seth Godin
[In January 2011] There are so many features Twitter could build. There’s so many features that Square can build. But there is only one or two going to bring us to the next level.
- Jack Dorsey
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.
- Napoleon Hill
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later.
- Jack Welch
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
- Jerry Seinfeld
The music industry is a strange combination of having real and intangible assets: pop bands are brand names in themselves, and at a given stage in their careers Their name alone can practically guarantee hit records.
- Richard Branson
If you think about computing, there isn’t just one way to compute, just like there’s not just one way to move around. You can have shoes, you can have a car, you can have a bicycle, submarine, rocket, plane, train, glider, whatever. Because you have one doesn’t mean you get rid of another one… But PCs continue to be important.
- Michael Dell
Do the thing you fear to do and keep on doing it… that is the quickest and surest way ever yet discovered to conquer fear.
- Dale Carnegie
Much of what passes for quality on British television is no more than a reflection of the narrow elite which controls it and has always thought that its tastes were synonymous with quality.
- Rupert Murdoch
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean, if a few drops of ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
- Bill Gates
When unsavvy observers see a nonprofit organization with dozens of people on its board, they think: “Look how many great people are committed to this organization! It must be extremely well run.” Actually, a huge board will exercise no effective oversight at all; it merely provides cover for whatever microdictator actually runs the organization.
- Peter Thiel
There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone.
- Harvey Mackay
If you can discipline yourself to read, you can free up two years of your life for the good stuff!
- Seth Godin
I’m anti-tax, but I’m pro-carbon tax.
- Elon Musk
When I feel particularly tired at the end of the day, or when irritability proves that my nerves are tired, I know beyond question that it has been an inefficient day both as to quantity and quality.
- Dale Carnegie
Patience is a virtue, and I’m learning patience. It’s a tough lesson.
- Elon Musk
A girl child who is even a little bit educated is more conscious of family planning, health care and, in turn, her children’s own education.
- Azim Premji
If there is a Swedish style, I cannot identify it.
- Stefan Persson
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat – or mistreat – them determines how long your doors stay open.
- Harvey Mackay
I think the definition of a book is changing.
- Jeff Bezos
To reach your full potential, you have to set goals that will stretch you.
- Zig Ziglar
What you sow you reap. What you give.
- Zig Ziglar
The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
- Jack Welch
Sometimes when you take strong stands, if you’re not called to do it, you’re dividing the audience you’re trying to reach.
- Joel Olsteen
Twitter was around communication and visualizing what was happening in the world in real-time. Square was allowing everyone to accept the form of payment people have in their pocket today, which is a credit card.
- Jack Dorsey
We don’t have the luxury of time. We spend more because of how we live, but it’s important to be with our family and friends.
- Sara Blakely
In a crowded marketplace, fitting in is failing. In a busy marketplace, not standing out is the same as being invisible.
- Seth Godin
Get your fire back.
- Joel Olsteen
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
- Peter Drucker
We have the necessary foundations that will enable us to weather the current storm and enter into a new era of growth.
- Cheng Yu-tung





